Update!

I know I posted seven seconds ago, but I feel a need to share something else with you.

I've had these little bottles of Jack Daniels whiskey for about a year. They're just little ass shits, sample shits or whatever the fuck. My parents gave them to me because they got them somewhere and they don't drink.

Anyway, I don't much like whiskey, but I decided to mix myself a drink because, you know, depression. Now, I don't have Coke -- or Pepsi for that matter -- and I don't know what else you cut whiskey with other than that, and really, if there is something else, I doubt I have it. Unless you can cut it with salt or lemon herb marinade.

What I do have is Cherry Coke, so I cut the whiskey with this. Don't worry, though, because it tastes like ass.

Update! #2

Actually, you know what? A few minutes later, after some of the ice has melted, it doesn't taste half bad. I know drinking alone is one, but what number is drinking shit you find nearly rancid on the list of signs you're an alcoholic?